Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

i still love you man.  call me this week and i will introduce you to my girlfriend.

i still love you man. call me this week and i will introduce you to my girlfriend.

this game was my 3rd favorite husky football moral victory from the willingham era.

this game was my 3rd favorite husky football moral victory from the willingham era.

People who thought the call was bogus (as in Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey): Chris Fowler, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Lou Holtz, Rece Davis, Mark May, 80,000 people at Husky Stadium, almost all of the people who have commented here, and 49 out of the 50 states according to an ESPN College Gameday Final poll last night during the 9pm show. Guess what was the only state to vote differently? Hint: Rhymes a little with “boy this is some lovely baklavah.”

And that’s all I’m going to say about the game yesterday because if I think about it anymore I’m gonna throw my computer out of my window, only to realize that I live in a basement and have no windows, which means said computer’s momentum would be stopped by a cement wall and discompartmentalize into fractional pieces of its previous form, all of which I would have to pick up and dispose of – an act that I do not have time for today because I will be watching football.

Also, reports are the Shaun Alexander might be employed again as soon as Week 2. He has been in contact with numerous teams, including the Bengals, while working out at UW with speed coach Joe Gentry. Good old Montlake. I wonder if Jake could beat him in the 40…. running backwards?

this picture must have been taken before the line of scrimmage because shaun is still on his feet.

this picture must have been taken before the line of scrimmage because shaun is still on his feet.

hey look it's john parker wilson from hoover high school! i watched you on the mtv show two-a-days man!

hey look it's john parker wilson from hoover high school! i saw you on the mtv show "two-a-days" dude! and now you're working it with saban!

Speaking of Two-a-Days, remember that girl Brittany that was pretty much the hottest girl ever and was dating that toolbag Mark? I’m sure you do. Anyways, here are some pictures in case you’ve forgotten. God bless America, and the chicks that are bred in the South. I believe they are called “belles” or “barrels of hay” or “sandwich artists” or something, though I could be wrong.

a very unflattering image.

a very unflattering image.

she's the ugly one on the right.

she's the ugly one on the right.

this must be during rush.

this must be during rush.

obviously they are at a mariners game.

obviously they are at a mariners game.

squatting as usual.  that's what she said.

squatting as usual. that's what she said.

i think every girl with at least two friends has taken this exact picture. i would like you to try an prove me wrong.

i think every girl with at least two friends has taken this exact picture. i would like you to try an prove me wrong.

this is the biggest dating upset EVER.  EVER. like in the history of dating, which i'm pretty sure goes back a ways. you have won the lottery and didn't even have to get up on a table in the cafeteria and sing "let's stay together" by al green during lunch. if you ever let this go i will disown you and make sure you end up in gitmo.

brittany and her boyfriend mark. okay dude, here is the deal: this is the biggest dating upset EVER. EVER. like in the history of dating, which i'm pretty sure goes back a ways. you have won the lottery and didn't even have to get up on a table in the cafeteria and sing "let's stay together" by al green during lunch. i had to do this just to secure a date to prom. if you ever let this go i will disown you and forward you email chain letters proclaiming a lifetime of bad luck if you don't forward them to at least 10 people in the next 2 minutes, which i'm sure you won't do because you should be spending every waking moment (and sleeping moments at that) making sure that this woman is the happiest combination of X-chromosomes on earth.

Currently listening to: Latryx – Lady Don’t Tek No

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