Don’t Have a Date for Homecoming? Rent a USC Song Girl.

I guess we can’t do this because our cheerleaders aren’t as desirable as their counterparts at USC. Apparently you can hire a USC Song Girl (formal name for “cheerleader”) for your event with the approval of Dr. Justine Gilman and a $150 fee per girl per appearance. Those of you that need a date for your high school reunion, want to make your ex-girlfriend jealous at the next wine mixer, or if you’re a loser who dreams of hooking up with a college girl again, this is your chance.

More info on this program here, and below is the actual application. Filled out, of course (click to enlarge).

you too can have a hot chick hang out with you that isn't a stripper. but you still have to pay.

you too can have a hot chick hang out with you that isn't a stripper. but you still have to pay.

harry and the henderson's.

harry and the hendersons.

Currently listening to: Santogold – L.E.S. Artistes

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2 responses to “Don’t Have a Date for Homecoming? Rent a USC Song Girl.

  1. How do you respond to that?? I don’t even think that’s really legal through NCAA, or is it? It is almost like an escort business.

  2. 206forthetwenties

    Looks like cheerleading isn’t one of the “sports” sanctioned by the NCAA, so USC has free reign to pimp-out the Song Girls, their debate team, or Betas.

    Regards,
    The Editor

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