I guess we can’t do this because our cheerleaders aren’t as desirable as their counterparts at USC. Apparently you can hire a USC Song Girl (formal name for “cheerleader”) for your event with the approval of Dr. Justine Gilman and a $150 fee per girl per appearance. Those of you that need a date for your high school reunion, want to make your ex-girlfriend jealous at the next wine mixer, or if you’re a loser who dreams of hooking up with a college girl again, this is your chance.
More info on this program here, and below is the actual application. Filled out, of course (click to enlarge).
Currently listening to: Santogold – L.E.S. Artistes