About

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

On a more serious note, this blog is sort of about life in Seattle as a twentysomething. Really though, it is pretty much a pile of steaming diarrhea straight from my brain.

Chances are that your thoughts/interests intersect with mine in one way or another. Let’s share.

For more, see the first post.

this is me.