…. is the title of a new article by Stephen A. Smith (click here to read). Yes, that Stephen A. Smith. The one who sucks. As evidenced here, here, here, here, here, and here. There’s even a sucky MySpace page about Stephen A sucking. Which got me to thinking, what are the odds that sucky people with sucky lives will go online (dial-up, obviously because it sucks) and post a sucky article about someone else sucking while simultaneously sitting in their sucky desk chairs which aren’t even real desk chairs because they are those sucky fold-up type chairs from Target, who’s quarterly net income has sucked for the last 6 sucky quarters, and slowly (because they have sucky brains) come to the sucky realization that they suck?
Well, the answer is 10,000-to-1.
And anytime someone gives you 10,000-to-1 odds you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I’m going to be a very rich man.
he just cut his bangs, which is why his forehead looks so large.
In other sportscasting news, Stuart Scott’s left eye is moving to Fox. Read more here.
it's kind of funny that he can be in a conversation with me at a party and simultaneously be making eye contact with my friend Derek in Toronto.
this duck is looking for an oil spill to swim in. i hope it gets SARS.
Image note: Do not conduct a Google image search for “duck getting slaughtered.” I did, and almost puked up my Sausage, Egg, and Cheese breakfast sandwich. The most disturbing picture is of a bunch of bowls filled with duck blood, which look like they’re about to be served up and consumed as if it were miso soup. Therefore, I chose to include a picture of a duck pre-slaughter, pre-West Nile Virus, and pre-Ebola. All of which I hope are contracted by said duck in unison at 7pm this evening.
taken in the bathrooms near section 136 at Autzen Stadium.
this is better than the "Dingle" "Berry" photo.
Currently listening to: Bananarama – Cruel Summer, as it is the background music to the scene in The Karate Kid where Ralph Macchio gets beaten up by the boys soccer team. I love this movie.
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